If you want to be totally free be an amoeba. A free floating, single celled amoeba.

Searching for freedom, I went away from the city, a place where hideous, greedy, dominating creatures abode.

So I climbed the mountains.

But alas! In the mountains, there were hungry wolves of woe and I suffocated in my igloo.

So I went to the sea.

But god forsaken place it was. I had starved then cried then choked when I was left with no choice but to become a monster; killing, grilling my delectable friends from the sea.

I longed for nothing but for freedom but men were mice and god was not nice.

But I suppose men and god had no power over an amoeba,
for they can’t dominate the mighty, free floating amoeba.